19 January 2011

Here you fucking go then

Yesterday, I got a text from a friend in Dunedin asking 'what, no blogging this year sir?' Today, I discovered a comment on the blog exhorting me to 'Updaten der blog Schnell!'

Demanding cunts. I'm tempted to leave it for another few weeks.

Today is also two weeks since I had a cigarette. It's gone pretty smoothly, all things considered. The great thing is to have something to keep yourself occupied. And to be left alone. I've been mostly playing a computer game, stalking a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And smoking lots of substitute 'herbal' cigarettes of course.

Lots and lots.

So that's why I haven't updaten der fucken blog.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What game is it?

You have two years to live - giving up smoking for health reasons is pointless.

If however the world does not end in two years time - you would still have had two years of living as if it had - authentic living!

Signed,
A Friend.

David Cauchi said...

Fallout New Vegas.

A friend of mine said he reckoned I'd still be smoking in my casket.

I reckon I can still get some authentic living in, regardless.

Sheridan Fairfield-Wills Dickson said...

stink pity its not call of duty black ops you're wasting your life with - then we could have at least wasted it in tandem

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