I reckon I should adopt some secret police tactics.
I might start files on members of the New Zealand art world. Each file would start with my own assessment and then have information from external sources added.
Then, once they'd grown big enough, I could anonymise them and publish them on the Internet.
It would be hilarious, even if I do say so myself. People would be very recognisable of course.
And it would probably be fairly easy to do.