Oh well

I've gone off this blog a bit recently. When I started it, I wanted to start a wee campfire to warm myself with in this icy wasteland. But, cos I can't stand tedious repetitive work (i.e. I'm a lazy cunt), I just switched on the gas instead of building it from scratch.

But now the goddamn gas company is making all these changes, and come calling with the bill, which I find I don't much fancy paying. So I tried warming up another fire, but to no avail.

Worth a crack, Nigel.