Very weird

I am at my friend Paul Faris's. The first time I came to visit him here I had to recite 'Once in every in every life time...'. It's that kind of flat.

We were listening to the Fall when a strange electronic alarm like beeping sound started emanating from the kitchen. We investigated and determined it was coming from a shelf above the fridge. The weird thing was, though, that above the fridge was only only ancient jars and tins of stuff complete with cobwebs attached.

I got up and moved the most likely looking large tin, and the beeping stopped. However, the tin only contained tacky plastic cutlery. There had obviously been nothing even vaguely electronic there ever. Where did the beeping come from? Very, very weird.