19 January 2010

Fucking art historians

Twice today I've come across passages in books where idiot art historians can't see what's in front of them. Do they have to fail an eye test or something to get their degree? I came very close to shouting at a book before: 'Saucepan! A saucepan! It's a fucking saucepan! Not a fucking trumpet, you blind fucking fool, the handle! Of the saucepan!'

Ye gods.

Get your fucking heads out of your fucking arses and fucking look.

I blame critical theory.

2 comments:

Sheridan Fairfield-Wills Dickson said...

post a pic of your trumpetsaucepan then eh?

Jeremiah Boniface said...

everyone should fuck an art historian

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