After I gave up cigarette smoking, I smoked cigars for a while. But that was stupidly expensive.
So I've been smoking a pipe. You've got to put up with a fair bit of comment, smoking a pipe. I've been laughed at by some young cunt in the smoking area out the back of the Bristol. But it's good. Very contemplative.
We've got a friend staying with us, and he's been giving up smoking cigarettes, and has adopted the pipe as an alternative.
Jinx update: Immediately after posting this last night, I broke my pipe in half. My nice Maltese one.