07 February 2011

Quote of the day

But what with the murky light, the botchy print, the tattered cover, the jigjagged page, the fumbling fingers, the fox-trotting fleas, the lie-a-bed lice, the scum on his tongue, the drop in his eye, the lump in his throat, the drink in his pottle, the itch in his palm, the wail of his wind, the grief from his breath, the fog of his brainfag, the tic of his conscience, the height of his rage, the gush of his fundament, the fire in his gorge, the tickle of his tail, the rats in his garret, the hullabaloo and the dust in his ears, since it took him a month to steal a march, he was hard-set to memorise a word a week.

– Henry fucking Miller

04 February 2011

Something else in Wellington to go to

I was just going to stick up the invite to Ben Buchanan's show at Hamish's tomorrow, but it's a stupid pdf so I can't. And I'm not going to fuck around any further than that.

Tomorrow, 11am, allegedly. Till 26 Feb.

03 February 2011

Collateral damage





01 February 2011

An idea

I reckon I should adopt some secret police tactics.

I might start files on members of the New Zealand art world. Each file would start with my own assessment and then have information from external sources added.

Then, once they'd grown big enough, I could anonymise them and publish them on the Internet.

It would be hilarious, even if I do say so myself. People would be very recognisable of course.

And it would probably be fairly easy to do.

29 January 2011

Something in Wellington to go to

A quick note

To the person who left the Doctor Who badge in my letterbox...


Cheers!

27 January 2011

A dog's life




There could easily be 700-odd of these too.

26 January 2011

Some pics

Our friends Liz and Andy went on trip to look at the good paintings last year. Well, some of them at least. It couldn't be all the good paintings. Obviously.

But I digress.

Andy's gloatingly sent me some photos:








These are just the Picabia ones of course. There are about 700-odd others.

25 January 2011

19 January 2011

Here you fucking go then

Yesterday, I got a text from a friend in Dunedin asking 'what, no blogging this year sir?' Today, I discovered a comment on the blog exhorting me to 'Updaten der blog Schnell!'

Demanding cunts. I'm tempted to leave it for another few weeks.

Today is also two weeks since I had a cigarette. It's gone pretty smoothly, all things considered. The great thing is to have something to keep yourself occupied. And to be left alone. I've been mostly playing a computer game, stalking a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And smoking lots of substitute 'herbal' cigarettes of course.

Lots and lots.

So that's why I haven't updaten der fucken blog.
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