22 March 2008

Attention! General alert!

Trust no-one! Do not trust the most obvious of appearances. There are hostile secret agents and artificially intelligent remote brain scanners from alternate worlds working among you. Do not even trust yourselves. Alien thought viruses are competing to control your mind. No-one is safe! Especially from themselves!

How to recognise a hostile artificially intelligent remote brain scanner operating in your area
Artificially intelligent remote brain scanners need to learn your individual brain pattern before they can read and control your mind. If you find your train of thought suddenly drifting off in random directions, it is probably an artificially intelligent remote brain scanner prompting your brain so it can learn your responses. Stop thinking immediately.

What to do when you detect hostile secret agents or artificially intelligent remote brain scanners from alternate worlds operating in your area
Contact your local intertemporal avant-garde revolutionary cell without delay. Inoculate yourself with the avant-garde thought virus today!

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