02 March 2010

Humour

Last week, I got drunk, fell over, and banged up my face. Last night, I got drunk and ended up getting bottled in a stripclub.

What was I doing in a stripclub? Who bottled me? Why?

That would be telling.

3 comments:

Sheridan Fairfield-Wills Dickson said...

what?? by bottled do you mean hit on the head? or a broken bottle? david!

David Cauchi said...

Someone picked up an empty beer bottle and whacked me in the mouth with the bottom edge of it. It didn't break, but it did fucking hurt.

stephen said...

A little bird told me.........

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