12 December 2007

Top five times to smoke a cigarette

In no particular order:

  1. Lying in bed when you've just woken up and are still in a somewhat hypnagogic state.
  2. When you're in the bath.
  3. When you've just smoked some marijuana.
  4. When you're drinking coffee.
  5. When you're drinking a beer.

Needless to say, combining any of the above is even better.

Got any better suggestions?

9 comments:

No. 0003 said...

After sex. An oldie but a goodie.

Paul said...

L.S.D

Paul said...

or...
Recipe for Cordial of Eternal Knowledge

All of the above (including 330ml bathwater..)in a blender, plus one egg. Blend slowest setting. Chill for one hour. Drink. Chainsmoke cigs until the knowledge comes. Then drink lager until it is forgotten.

David Cauchi said...

Yeah well, sex necessarily involves someone else, and that person tends to complain, which detracts from the calm contemplative pleasure of smoking a cigarette, you see.

No. 0003 said...

All the more reason to bed a smoker then.

Rose said...

Oi! I'm not liking these comments! You watch it 003. I know where you live. As for you, Mr Cauchi...

Anonymous said...

How about a nice relaxing fag when you've just been diagnosed with lung cancer. Mmmmm.

No. 0003 said...

Whatever floats yer boat anon - personally I'm strictly hetero...

rothkowitz said...

When lost in a foreign city.It does aid with concentration and gives you something to poke in someone's eye if they make a move.

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