A resolution

I don't usually do new year's resolutions, but this year I resolve to not go on about what sad-arse cunts the Barrs are.

I tend to buy books from Quilters in Lambton Quay. My advice is, if you're going to sell books to a second-hand dealer, either remove the name from the front page or rub out the nong underlining you've done on the wrong bits of the text, you fucking twits. We know you're stupid.

Okay, that's the last of it. Honestly, it is. Honest.